May 11, 2004

  • You know you’re a NYC dog when…


    1. You bark at people for no reason


    2. You live in such a small apt. that you run around in circles for exercise

    3. You wear a collar from Coach–or from some other ridiculously expensive store

    4. You think Central Park is your toilet


    5. Your master pays someone to walk you


    6. You don’t chase squirrels; Squirrels chase you

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