goodbye c_k

….i’ll miss scratching at your door,
hiding under your covers,
and chewing holes in all your expensive jeans.
have fun in chicago.
gromit & i will miss u.

xoxo,
Juby

Wedding Outfits…for Dogs!

Gromit & I may finally have our chance to have a real wedding ceremony
(now that our owners are engaged).

I’ve seen a few outfits online, but I’m not quite sure which one I like best.

Please help me choose!

1. this couple seems a little wrinkly…but distinguished…

2. i like the blue vest on this tux. the bride looks very happy, but thirsty.

3. the veil on this bride just seems too short & poofy.
the groom looks a little scared, too. 

4. not sure what happened to this couple…but they don’t seem very happy.

5. this little yorkie looks adorable…i’m not sure where the groom went.
probably marking some tree or sniffing another dog’s butt.

For all you dog owners, http://www.myfauxpaws.com seems to have a good selection for doggy outfits, gowns & tuxes. I’ve never ordered from the site, but it looks like they have a lot of variety. If you know of other websites or stores for dog wedding outfits, please let me know~!

*~Juby the Brown-Nosed ReinDog~*

i think juby might be having an identity crisis.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 
(and remember to feed your dogs scraps) 

-the real first thanksgiving -

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and even though halloween passed….this is too cute not to post.

DOGGIE MEDICINE 101:  ANAL SACS

i know that sounds bad…but this is a BIG problem for some dogs, like myself. every so often, i get this problem where i start scooting and licking my bottom b/c i have anal gland problem. most of you probably don’t wanna know about this (but if you’re brave or just curious, read on).

every dog has “anal sac glands” right below their -hole. they hold these hormones that usually get excreted when we poop. if you visit a groomer, they probably squeeze it out for you. well, sometimes we doggies have problems releasing the stuff, so it gets stuck and then infected. it’s not a pretty sight, trust me.

once it got so bad, that the vet said i needed an operation to get it fixed…for $600. !!!! can you imagine that? that was too pricey, so i had to just take antibiotics, get my bottom cleaned every day, and wear this stupid cone on my head so i’d stop licking it.

if any other dogs are reading this out there…do you have any advice? why do i keep getting this problem?!

[here's some more info for dog owners:
http://www.marvistavet.com/html/body_anal_sacs.html ]

sucks to be me…

Extreme Makeover: Juby Edition

Juby is turning three years old this year, so I treated her to a visit to a professional dog groomer. Check out the before…and after!

Before: (A very dissheveled-looking Juby)

Here’s a close-up of her face. What a mess…

This is the groomer we took her to…if you live in or around Elmhurst, I highly recommend them.

And presenting…the new & improved…JUBY!

Doesn’t she look so clean and fluffy?

Gromit must like her haircut ’cuz he can’t keep his paws off of her…

Grooming: $45.00
Tip: $5.00
Waiting time: 3 hours
Seeing Juby look like a real poodle… priceless

Another celebrity look-alike!

i think juby should be renamed slinky…whaddya think?

[juby]

[slinky]

                                                                                              !!!!!

*Celebrity Mugshots*

–jubythedog–

–nick nolte–

                                                                                                         enough said…

…juby’s a real classy lady…

 T A   G!

chris choi just tagged me!

Things you enjoy, even when no one is around or wants to go out & play.  When you are mindless, bored & need a way to suck away time.  What lowers your stress level, blood pressure or anxiety?  Make a list, post it, & then tag 5 friends & ask them to post theirs.

1. Rawhide. It may be bad for my teeth and not the healthiest snack, but who cares? My lifespan is about 12 years. Gotta enjoy every moment.
   
   
   
2. Bothering Gromit. For some reason, I like annoying gromit (i.e., sitting on him, stealing his toys, stuff like that).
   
   
   
3. Waiting by the door. It’s not the most exciting thing to do…but I love sitting by the door, waiting, and then barking like a maniac at whoever comes in (especially the UPS guy).
   
   
   
4. Sleeping under the covers. Doesn’t matter if it’s 90 degrees in the room or 40 degrees…i just love napping under the blanket.
   
   
   
5. Chewing stuff. i’ve chewed holes in blankets, pillows, underwear, and jeans. Just call me destructo-dog.

I tag…

miyeh, c_k, gromit, charleethedog, and sammyahn